Wenn der Motor warm ist, hilft: “Aber nur, wenn du vorher an den Auspuff packst.”

/s damit das hier nicht als Aufruf zu einer Straftat verstanden wird.

To missquote Willie Nelson:

For a moment, it almost was a star,
But this moment is veeery long.

Das ist feige!
Außer es ist eine Fledermaus-Jacke in einem Fledermaus-Rucksack. Dann ist’s lässig!

Now I get it!

“I am never gonna financially recover from this.”

Joe predicted the AI memory crisis. Mind blown!

I don’t know. I think she looks acceptable. ;)

Mh, could you gain energy by collecting junk from the universe, since the transporter can turn mass into energy?

Raff ich net.

50 points to you!

Granted. PC release coming in 2049

I’m using Babbel, but I keep wondering: Why isn’t there an actual good app to learn languages?

Babbel is like: Here’s a ton of new words, cases and phrases and since you remembered a fraction of it in a simple multiple choice test, I’m gonna assume that you know all of it from now on. Good luck!

Sure, you can repeat stuff, but only in annoying and shitty ways. :(

Only a, a… a Spectral deals in absolutes?
Damn it, this comment is not my best work…

When your prompt doesn’t include “no scamming”, that’s your fault, obviously.

There are some who call me… Tim. And I must warn you!

It’s a troll post. The picture shows a Wookie and Wookies speak Tatooine

Who leans?

Hodoor!

Just check your mirror, you sexy… MaggotyCumFart 0.o

Rocket! There’s a giant rocket that looks like a…

Pro tip: don’t cast it into a fire and expect it to be cool. Don’t ask how I know.

This DarkCloud is trying to confuse you. I’m pretty sure that the picture shows Dumbledore from Star Treks.