That article says it was created to prevent a populist president, and that it should’ve been scrapped after the 12th amendment but the 3/5 compromise incentivized the South to keep it.

The Federalist Papers talk about this a bit and slavery was not a concern.

Uh, Ralphie Pete, get off the stage, sweetheart.

Holy myspace Batman

Why do you write like a meme from 2008?

What the fuck

Pike fight hard af. I’m a big dude and I struggled with a mid size pike for like 15 minutes. The average femboy lacks the fishing skills and would probably give up and go kiss a boy or something

Anders Holmvik

What a colossal piece of shit

I know it’s supposed to be trump but this almost reads like free-form poetry and it’s goddamn beautiful

Hey! Fuck you!

It looks like you couldn’t decide on “bizarre” or “bazaar” so you split the difference. Bazaar is a market place, bizarre is weird. Just fyi, not trying to be a dick about it happy holidays love you

I’m 99% sure that Dorito Mussolini had a mini McDonald’s installed in Air Force One. There’s no bags, they have dine-in trays, and bottled soda because they couldn’t put a fountain machine in a plane.

I had one of these

My been strong, like bear

Something something immigrant song

And then there’s the aliens!

Nope. In Texas, convicted felons regain voting rights after completing their sentences.

They are. Most states allow felons to vote after completing their sentence.

It doesn’t. It varies by state, but most states allow convicted felons to vote after completing their sentence. Only about ten states permanently revoke voting rights, but even then, it’s not for all felonies, and voting rights can still be restored in some cases.

Gators, sharks, snakes, panthers, snapping turtles, wild boar, FloridaMan…

Also, that’s like the least insane thing about Florida. They banned open carry in public but allow permit-free(!) concealed carry. Most states allow open carry and require permits for concealed.

who even cares,…? fukc jeff benzos… cant belive he jus own the rivers now smh