If? My man, you might want to find a news summary of the first 100 days.

So it’s about 3 universe months old? Pfffft, baby.

There is nothing but the void and what you make from it.

Do not listen to this meme.

Source: me

Boring… I’m gonna go make out with my Marilyn Monrobot now

Destroy the pipeline

Since we’re just making up rules now… New rule…

Men with orange skin who are over 77 years of age and who happen to “have bone spurs” are now required to be greeted by a kick to their balls each time a new person enters the room.

They’re the same picture

If we had a Justice department with balls, this would have been identified during discovery.

Take them to small claims for theft. I’ll bet they don’t show up. Then they won’t pay you, so you get a court order and sheriff to recoup your money in assets. Take anything you want and put it on eBay. Collect your money.

Ublock to the rescue!

Thank you for the correction

Biff Tanner

Don’t threaten me with a good time…

Don’t worry fellas, we promise only good guys will use the back door. The bad guys promised not to use it

If women are supposed to be in the kitchen, why are most short order cooks men? Checkmate…

How will he pull the alarm from his resort down in Mexico?

It’s worth a try, let’s do it.

It’s about damn time. Where are the rest of them?