because I haven’t been paying attention, and it still works for everything I need it to work for. is there a security issue with continuing to use it? and is there a good replacement (ie., a mobile browser that uses regular Chrome extensions)

thank you for confirming that I’m not insane!

nah, I don’t see anything on the bottom right

yeah. I think Android 12 or 13? I kept sending them feedback for like 6 months and then just left it.

have you heard the FBI tapes of mobsters talking about the sopranos? “is that supposed to be us?” “yeah you moron, that was the meat shop right over on the corner.”

long pressing on the Bluetooth icon has always opened the Bluetooth menu. prior to Android 14, tapping on the Bluetooth icon would turn it on and off instead of opening the list of devices pop-up like it does now, which is annoying as shit, but that started with Android 14

omg dude right? what the fuck even is that

what VPN do you have? and you have “always on VPN” switched on in your phone settings?

that does sound annoying. thanks for the heads up

what did they change about the settings

what did they change about the quick tiles

oh, I wasn’t trying to be dickish about it, but I was pointing out that fighting a Canada goose is much different than fighting a pelican. a pelican, there seem to be multiple ways to hold it off without really hurting it, with a goose, the way they attack you can really only go for the head or neck which probably means you’re going to kill it.

I was very high at the time so the rest is pretty much rambling.

I’m suggesting that you try contributing to a community before being an asshole in it. the first rule that will help you there is reading the name of a community before being a dickwad.

I’m scared of needlessly hurting animals. I couldn’t have made that more plain. this isn’t reddit, you don’t just wade in insulting people over things you have no understanding of.

society as a whole has agreed that “yo momma” jokes are not actually about the other party’s mother. people like you who break that convention gets this

then why do they keep trying to eat things that are bigger than them

they couldn’t be naturally offended by bananas, as what we recognize as a banana is completely man-made. they must be unnaturally offended by it, or we bred the banana in such a way that it looks exactly like something that used to be offended by

probably pelican dildos.

I deal with a lot of unleashed dogs around here going after my dog so I’m already carrying pepper spray. it’s too bad avians are immune to it.

actually it’s not THAT bad. pepper spraying a seabird would probably end up with it drowning because it can’t see where it’s flying

this person was obviously seeing your mother last night

no but I can print a picture of one

well hold on, a Canada goose can get up to 14 lb easily, the brown pelican tops out at 6.9 lb, and doesn’t have a cobra neck so your only options aren’t attack the head & neck or do nothing.

like if there’s a group of kids around, I’d rather they go home with a story about how I got beaten up by a goose then the trauma of the memory of a pudgy middle-aged man smashing a goose’s head in front of them. I remember when I was like five and Animal Control had to come to my school and shoot a raccoon because they thought it had rabies, I got pretty emotional about that. heck, here I am talking about it more than 30 years later.

plus if anybody records it, no matter how much anybody acknowledges they don’t want to be bitten by a goose, I’m still going to be branded a heartless goose killer and probably doxxed. there’s a lot at play here