Aye, but at least we’re not American

Yes, climate change can only be tackled of it requires no personal sacrifice from me. 🤡

I guess I dont have to think about this for my loaf of bleached supermarket bread

I dont understand bread bins. How do they not just make the bread stale

Me dumb. Need joke explaining.

The sweet release of death cannot come soon enough

Jesus what was the original version of this?

Oh wow look at all that reddit engagement. They must be quaking

“Go back to reddit and interact with is some more fellow spez haters” sounds more like a post that was written by a reddit bot shill

Why bother? Just leave reddit

Is the lottery not random?

But surely the chance of “me” winning the lottery at least once is 1 if I play an infinite number of times

What do you mean?

What?

Some things should stay dead

Lasagne plz