Oh my God, the leopards can speak!!!

FOX! NEWS! I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

Fuck you, I hate this comment.

Well done.

I was excited for it until I watched it. Fucking creepy-ass floating head on weirdly fluttering body… I liked the acting, though!

Those are some bleak fucking numbers

Is a sub-deal when you say “hit me” and you get a 2 instead of a 9 or Jack?

Didn’t you die?

I thought this was the sequel

Trump: outright threatens to become a dictator, praises Hitler, steals and sells classified documents
News headlines: Allegedly a tiny bit naughty

Trump: Posts random photos of possible kidnapping victims and labels them with heinous crimes sans-trial
News headlines: ILLEGALS

Citizens get exiled, not deported. The government kidnapped them, excommunicated and exiled them, and left them in statelessness.

Good question! Maybe y’all could make us some sort of fashion accessory to identify ourselves in public. You know… For our safety, right?

Can you guess what we smell like?

*No tag-backs

Lol, that “musclebound stormtrooper” line cracks me up every time

Next he’s gonna challenge Putin in the squared circle

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WE CANCELLED IT!

You walked on your potted plant?

Careful, Empty G, that’s how Sinead O’Connor got banned from SNL. Don’t blow your chances now!

Shit. All we have are all these guns, gallons of stupid, and no spines. Is that what you mean by being without power?

I think I follow… Is my landlord Ted Cruz? Rent is my landlord’s daughters’ fault???