We make seitan at home, it’s the same steps as making homemade bread but boiled in flavor instead of baked. They’d probably put homemade bread on the list, too, though.

You only promised your left but!

Gay marriage became legal for all states during Obama’s administration, I’d call that progress.

I make $200k and only donated $100, so I’m technically worse.

I remember seeing it in theaters on opening day (I was 9). I’ve loved it ever since.

Life buzz buzz buzz flies away.

That’s not a language change, they knew.

Bi

Ra… finds a way.

Wii would like to bang.

Looks over shoulder Nobody’s going to take this? Sighs Fine. I’ll get this one. Clears throat

Now we all orbit KidnappedByKitties mom.

“I’m so stinking mad” Trump (probably)

Millions of people ride coasters each year, you’re going to have a lot more dangerous things to worry about when having kids.