Okay maybe OR-- and just hear me out here-- Maybe the problem is not enough money in politics?

Whoa do “percent” and “percentage points” actually refer to different things?

Yo I just saw a real estate listing on one of the islands near Vancouver Island for one of these. If it wasn’t a million dollars and isolated from pretty much everything, I would definitely be tempted!

I just need someone who can be both a psychoanalyst and therapist.

Lol I went through the exact same process.

Can confirm. Mine will take about 3 days to charge from very low to full on a regular wall outlet. Still worth it sometimes though, like when I’m visiting family or camping or something. If I’m gonna spend the day somewhere (like 6+ hours, let’s say) it might be worth it.

Well who else is he gonna exercise?

I didn’t actually realize that he didn’t say “metric fuckton” until I saw your comment and went back to reread it.

I cast Pass Without Trace

Yep, you did it-- Mint is the right answer!

Damn okay well if the hackers are at that level I guess you’re just screwed.

Let’s see the hackers figure that one out!

If you use iCloud mail (I don’t), they have an email relay service, too. They call them “email aliases.”

How did you explain how McDobalds knows when you’re broke or in a hurry?

In addition, just hear me out: It is giant’s bread.

Really cool concept, and it looks like you nailed the execution.

Does acrylic yarn usually feel creaky and stiff? I have a handmade crocheted scarf and it’s pretty soft and flowy… But maybe it got some special attention that I didn’t know about.

She’s so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.

Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

At a specific time of year, in a specific part of the country.

Boris the Blade? As in… Boris the bullet dodger?