As a non-american, you’re doing about okay as everyone else.

You can’t use that word on lemmy.ml

His name was Derek. But he went by ‘the Prophet’ when times were good, or ‘the Law Giver’ when times were bad.

I moved onto his prayer farm with 45 other members of the Salvation Star Boys, who died in a mass suicide. But not me. 'Cause I don’t like root beer. And I only drink what I like.

After it was all over, I called Lois to pick me up. She was mad. But she’s what Derek calls an Oppressing Doubter.

May the light of Derek’s Invincible Diamond shine through you.

I hate conversation hostages. They just dont let you exit, and don’t really care if you’re listening. I can understand their loneliness, but christ they need to develop the skills of: a) summarize your bullshit, and b) gauge my reaction to see if I’m interested.

I think I have this to some degree. I never feel hungry/hangry if I haven’t eaten by specific times. I just eat because I’m bored and it kinda heats me up. I can go days without, I just don’t because of habit and because sugar and caffeine have effects that help me concentrate

Yeah but the patterns that some of us train on might just be noise validated by our own biases

There is a certain level of arrogance with introverts in that they assume a lot of things about people without first engaging with them. I speak as one myself

slams table
We don’t need no stinkin badgers!

It looks like the face from Mars is enjoying his new job.

Fun fact: A4 is literally an acronym for “for anuses”. It became more commonly used for writing because buttholes would use it for writing fanfics.

Also, they’re clearly on a lake

Roving gangs of suburban kids on bikes

or get promoted for having that wild / surrealist energy that the CEO has been looking for all along for some reason

Can engine oil not be repurposed for other things? Like burning it? Or is that stupid

😂 ← this one. This is the most aggressive. I’m not even joking. I hate this emoji with a vengeance

you’re a bad person and you should feel bad

I don’t get what the circle is showing.

vegan icecrean is apparently terrible… said no one ever

In a perfect world, where all criminals white or blue are brought to justice under the same hammer, you would have a point and my heart.

But the world is not just; you know that, I know that, they know that.