Oh shit.

I hope the person pulls through, but even if they survive they may have medical problems the rest of their lives.

Reminds me of something similar that happened at the Rangers stadium back in 2011 or 2012. A fan tipped over the railing in left field, landed painfully, and died within an hour or two. :-(

Skenes is an excellent pitcher. He has a long way to go, to catch up to guys like Kershaw of course. I hope Pirates fans enjoy him while it lasts, because their ownership won’t want to spend what it will take to keep him in free agency.

Hey at least you’re not a fan of the Sacramento As

Yeah, i figure a drunk 8th grader using MS Paint could probably design better uniforms

I would love it if more teams were willing to spend in free agency like the dodgers do. I like seeing players get paid and I figure the game gets stronger & more resilient if more teams care as much about winning as the dodgers.

Nats have a worse record, better city connect uniforms, and I’ve been to DC more recently than Los Angeles, so yay Nats! (at least for today)

Sounds like the less disgusting cousin of mountain oysters

Same. I don’t exactly care for his team, but I don’t like players getting injured, regardless of how good they are or which team they play for.

If I could pick one team to go 0-162, I’d pick the Yankees.

If I could pick a second team to go 0-162, I’d pick the Dodgers.

And if they played each other in the regular season I’d cheer for a meteor strike.

It’s a shame they can’t both lose

Always feels hilarious seeing this screencap from Survivor: Gabon pop in random places.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Supposedly it was 6 years $156 million, a $26 million AAV

I live around some Astros fans and I wonder how upset they’ll be

Referencing an unpopular future possibility - “that’ll go over like a turd in a punch bowl”

Describing something you don’t miss - “I miss that like I’d miss a case of the clap”

Rain coming in at a weird angle - “this rain is like a cow pissing on a flat rock”

When someone says they wish some specific thing would happen - “wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first”

When you’re unenthusiastic about something - “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap”

Just like Laszlo Cravensworth!

Not sure if that’s better, worse, or equally mediocre compared to Laszlo Cravensworth turning into Jackie Daytona with a simple toothpick.

I knew Ohtani’s deal would eventually get surpassed but I didn’t think it would happen this quickly.

I’m imagining a Beverly Hillbillies-style listing of synonyms.

Booger sugar

Nose beer

Bolivian rocket fuel

I’m glad to see the Yankees lose, I hate them the most. It’s a shame that it was to the Dodgers, who I hate the second most.

Literally any other combination of teams from this year’s playoff field would’ve been one I would be happy to watch. Especially if we’d had Cleveland from the AL (longest title drought in the AL playoffs) and either San Diego or Milwaukee from the NL (never won a WS).

I can’t even take joy from Ohtani winning a WS, because of who he won with.

Instead we got the two teams with the most arrogant and entitled fanbases in the sport, so I’ve been watching Schitt’s Creek instead.