What a great name for a book…

How many deluxe sex toys did you buy?

Nobody wants windows on a vibrating dildo

Impressive if she impersonated all of those people at the same time.

I think I know what it is. You can buy them in the supermarket. It’s slang for a gay man, rhymes with maggot.

/r/superb owl

Hyperbole, not ‘hyper-bowl’ (like superbowl)

Unrelated, but I saw an ad for a cremation company on the TV the other day. They said they had a 4.5 rating on trustpilot, and I spent too long wondering who left those reviews…

I live in the UK, and we have enough vegetables in charge at the moment.