I can’t wait for the Lemmy admins to go on another rant about Ukrainian Nazis or some shit.

You think God made assholes the wrong color?

I’m not sure how the place you go to usually does it but I start by simmering dried chilies, smashed garlic, sliced ginger and Sichuan peppercorns in oil over low heat while the green beans cook. I like to get it nice and spicy. Strain the oil and crank the heat up to high and then finish off the green beans trying to get some flame licking the oil as you toss (this is def a more advanced technique). Then add back in the pepper, garlic and gingeralong with like 2tsp each of soy sauce and shaoxing wine. About a tsp each of salt and sugar to taste and a sprinkle of red chili flakes if you want. That’s a pretty tradition preparation but it gets done differently everywhere.

If you really want more wok hei you can hit it with a blow torch right at the end, just be careful not to start a grease fire.

Cook the green beans under the broiler and then finish in the wok. It gets damn close to the restaurant 干煸四季豆

This is literally how it works. In modern android you need to explicitly grants microphone permission to apps the first time you use them. Now, if they are clickjacking the permission notification, that’s something different, but the article doesn’t mention this. You can download your own microphone logs and verify if you are curious about this.

I mean it implies that these apps are both violating permissions (in many cases) and the android visual indication of an active microphone. So far I have seen no actual proof that this is the case. Mic activity is logged. You can debunk this yourself easily.

I have the exact opposite experience. All my problems went way when I started shaving in the shower. I don’t even use a mirror anymore and can do a three pass shave no problem. Before that I tried every form of wet shaving voodoo and still ended up with frequent irritation.

Ah yes, the old “two person” bidet. Truly the sign of a committed relationship.

This also works with asking it “why?” About random facts you make up.

How fucking stupid were these independents 6 months ago?

There it is folks

Ok Alexa, put “cute female presenting beefcakes with hair bows and sundress” on my to-do list.

Yeah, not really a burner phone if you don’t burn it. Then it’s just a second phone.

Communists make weapons too tho. It’s kind of a whole cycle.

Catching General Dynamics strays

I’ve said “I might answer some emails” at the EU border before, and the agent just shook her head and was like “try again, business or pleasure?”

This particular rule has been loosely enforced in post COVID times and people just need to re learn how to cross borders.

I’m sure it happens occasionally but I’ve never actually heard of CPB asking for hotel bookings, just outbound flight number. This is stuff you’d submit on a visa application. If the US wants to make Europeans get visa to travel then they should just do that.

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I have been known to handle up to three ducks at a time.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female rodent breeding, squirrel is the most compatible rodent for humans?