spoken like someone trying to keep all the good bats for themselves

Very legal, very cool

Mood: Spooky 🎃

fall to the Earth’s Core

we can save them, but I’ll need a rat, a giant nuclear drill train, and a family of orcas

I did not read the article

you could have just stopped there

tigers aren’t even real

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It is what it is

okay but imagine how impactful this line would be delivered by Dwayne Johnson instead

During the eclipse on the night of 7 moons, a mysterious new pillar is spawned by an unknown force, once again opening a portal to the dark dimension

Evil rises

Yep, then just a couple of road beers to get a nice buzz going. Gotta be vibin for the kids, you know?

Extra protein

I just want to see his illiterate ass get asked to read something out loud

just cut it and solder everything back together later

Fuck Trapt

Can’t think of a one hit wonder band with a more bigoted piece of shit as the front man. Dimly lite souls, the entire lot.

holy shit you’re right

Am I being retained?!??

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throws chair

itt: ideas to kill lemmy