The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition. It’s amazing.

Related.

I can’t get my drug dealer to text me back and these kids are getting freebies on Snapchat? Fucking bullshit.

Videogaming, porn and gambling gave boys such dopamine hits that anything else they did felt boring.

Kids these days don’t understand the rush of dumping their entire allowance into 15 minutes of Street Fighter, comitting borderline felonies while riding bicycles around the neighborhood, and then going into the woods to jerk it to that one Playboy before going over Steve’s house to worship the devil.

Scotty gave some 1980s rando the formula to fabricate transparent aluminum. He gives exactly zero fucks about the time cops.

The Holodeck is for porn.

Scotty uses the Nexus to return to the Enterprise B, replaces himself at that point in time, and then messes with the navigation system of the shuttle he’s on to avoid the Dyson Sphere entirely (saving his friend).

Edit: basic grammar.

lol, lmao

Please, boil the ocean to give me a pleasant, factually dubious reply.

When Nick Castellanos got that Grand Slam I reflexively checked the news.

wE CaN aRgUe SeMaNtiCs aLL dAy

we shouldn’t be fracturing the communities

Maybe use the same protocol, then.

JT gunned down their whole team.

It’s probably already a Butthole Surfers song.

@joshuaboniface on Mar 8, 2021

Thank you for this list. We are aware of quite a few, but for reasons of backwards compatibility they’ve never been fixed. We’d definitely like to but doing so in a non-disruptive way is the hard part.

Holy fuck what a reply.

Twilight Princess, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks.

This shit is unhinged, I want it.

I think people would react poorly if server donations went to personal expenses before server expenses.

The distinction is an illusion. If a person can’t afford to live, and a part of their life is running a server, who gives a fuck which dollar goes where?

(Other than all the dipshits who offer 0 and demand anything more than nothing.)

Rent comes before server. An outage is a wonderful motivator, turn that shit off.

You’re free to spin up your own instance where you can make direct threats and actionable calls to violence.

Oh, those are subreddits. Yeah, you’re probably not wrong.

I have heard they can be a bit finicky

I assume you’re talking about the actual hardware of the various RaspberryPi. (Pies? Pis?) Some of the earlier models had problems with heat, which would cause them to fart out on occasion. I’ve got a Pi 4 Model B, and it does just fine (up 509 days, 15:33) humming away next to my router in a closet.

Raspbian wasn’t my bag so I’ve got the PiHole docker container running on my preferred flavor of Linux instead.