Only for normal users. Politicians will likely get a white glove treatment due to the media shitstorm they could invoke.

Hell, I’d even settle for them using something like postybirb to multi-post across all three platforms.
Bonus points if the ones going to twitter are cut off mid-sentence and replaced with a URL to the official mastodon post.

Oof…

Not bad, but this is the sort of crass dark humor I would expect late on a Friday night after at least five beers with my friends.

“Your simple box needs words. Like these right here! Uhh, this one. And this one.”

“Wait, no, stop! That’s not supposed to be possible!”

Peaceful. Heh. It definitely used to be peaceful, kiddo…
But those days are so long gone, and the moon so scarred, that those days might as well be out of a fantasy novel.

What happened, you ask? Heh… That’s a silly question. Human nature happened.

You see, transit to Europa was never commercialized. Not back then, and now likely never will be. And yet, humans still charged forward, to that pristine icy moon. Charging so far off the beaten paths. Away from comforts, away from contact, away from society itself… Ask yourself now, what sort of man would willingly throw themselves such absolute solitude?

Prideful, arrogant, and sometimes even criminal, for a moment, Europa was a haven to it all. An age of constant advancement, stoked by the fires of so many supreme wills.

It was never destined to last.

Amidst that multitude, a hunger as old civilization grew. The hunger of dominion, festering in a place packed to the brim with wolves, but not a single sheep. Is it any wonder, then, that all it took was a single spark of prideful dissent? Just one, and it all gave way.

To want.
To discord.
To violence.
To insanity.
To ruin.

No one can stop you if you really want to go, kiddo. Actually no, that’s not entirely true. You’ll probably get interdicted and arrested on the way back. So I’ll just tell you right now, there is nothing left.
Only ash, ice, and the remains of the fools of that age. Magnificent fools, but fools nonetheless.

Any chance this one will be easily defaced like the doge.gov site was?

Imma hop on resonite and get wasted with friends.

Only for more genetically stable diseases that don’t mutate into new strains every single year.

Oh, I already have Linux on my laptop. It’s my desktop that still has some blockers preventing a full Linux transition.
Primarily the Pimax headset. Once I get a suitable replacement, I’ll actually be able to start testing and transferring stuff.

Or better yet, windows 10 LTSC. Which will be supported for another 2 years. 4 if you subsequently switch the product key to the IOT LTSC version.

The political equivalent of grade school bullying. It even has the exact same consequences for your reputation, except now it’s global instead of being limited to that school building.

But that would interrupt our coffee supply and–
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Actually, never mind. Do it.

My primary and backup yubikeys: “Am I a joke to you?”

Keep in mind, the ALQ-131 is several generations behind. The F-16 also supports the ALQ-184, and even that is planned to be superseded by the ALQ-257.

And it still pwns Russian munitions with ease.

As an American, I also like buying European made stuff.
Especially the beer. So much higher quality than some of the carbonated swill we call beer.
cough cough budweiser cough

I usually either write a proper alt-text if it’s a non-joke image, or an xkcd style extra joke if it’s meant to be a meme.

Well, I do on Mastodon. I know exactly where the button for that is on that platform. Gimme a sec to check where it is on Lemmy.

A good first step.
In the interest of continuity, and to also try driving traffic away from twitter, I would recommend multi-posting…
But have the twitter one cut off and end with a link to the replacement site. Using their final tweet as an example:

“Dear subscribers – moving forward…” [Full text available on Mastodon]

Likely this, and the occasional case of responding to news articles involving them.

No previous pruning beyond pinching that one tiny leaf to see if anything would happen.
I do want it to start branching at the top, and also thicken up the stem a bit. Preferably before it reaches the top of the cubicle.

Also might get a bigger pot later on and move it off my desk.

Full plant for reference.