Truly the height of intellectual discourse. If you want to be understood, why stop short of your full meaning? That said, I got the sarcasm and cynicism in your response and I’m guessing that was really the point

Me, reaching over from the POS side paying for the transaction I’m ringing up, leaving no tip for myself

Not even L’rrr would touch the stuff

Bird up

Uh oh, do you have Internet scurvy? You might need some vitamin C#