scrungus [comrade/them]

Also monitoring how busy the dominos pizza closest to the pentagon is

The linear progression of time proves this!

Yes, it’s from a years old meme but the phrase will not leave my brain for whatever reason

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/butt-mogged-these-zoomers-today

Aw come on! I just got this phrase out of my head after I heard it again like 4 months ago

Pretty much, yeah

I used to deliver food to homebound elderly people and the things I’ve seen people living through make me not even want to complain. It could be, and is for so many, much much worse

Stavros Halkias, comedian and podcaster

I recently heard someone describe Primus as “that shit sounds like farts” (complimentary) and now that’s all I can think of when I hear their sick bass riffs

Shoulder hurts, can’t sleep :(

Was thinking it would be nice to have health insurance so I could maybe get it looked at, but then I remembered that I had insurance for years and still couldn’t actually ever afford to use it really

Don’t forget Sarah Kendall. Apparently Australia will only send winners to the uk

Yeah I was just goofing around lol. My username is what we used to call our cat, and we’d usually come up with other nonsense rhymes for it as well. So there is a distinct chance that I’ve genuinely accused another living being of being fungly before

I’m not that fungly…

Fidel and his Pineapple Propganda skip to about 1:50

I think so, that’s what I’m doing. By our combined and focused wills we must be able to accomplish it, I can feel it

Our power grows!

Now we’re getting somewhere!

As a counter example: the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel was specifically made so that if the bridge was attacked and collapsed, it wouldn’t block the entire bay so that the Norfolk naval station would still be usable. So someone in the us navy at some point was capable of thinking ahead enough to consider something like this. Idk if it is all that relevant a thought, but it’s funny to consider imo

Day two of urging the entire website to join together in the spirit of unity and help me will my landlord to catch fire

If we could all get together, in the spirit of togetherness, and focus all our positive energy I’m certain that we could use our minds to set my landlord on fire

Fuck landlords and their slimy property managers too. Was going to write a whole big thing but it’s just making me angry so I’ll keep it at that