When inside thoughts become outside words

Imagine actually having Google Play Services on your phone. Unthinkable. I’ll be praying for you guys.

The initial Android Jellybean version of the blobmojis are the only emojis that have ever been good, before or since

Take your meds

Those pesto pizzas are ruined

You can get 32GB of laptop RAM for like $60 to $80 if you find sales, and even one 16GB stick would be an upgrade for you. Modern bloat is so bad that having 8 gigs of RAM is the equivalent of having 4 a few years ago.

We’re talking about actual web browsers here, not spyware that uses your device to run a botnet

Joe Kelly gets suspended for 8 games every time this is posted

We do know that Archer is probably from Utica, or at least not from Albany, given that he’s never seen using the phrase “steamed hams” to refer to hamburgers.

I do the same thing in reverse, I live in Zee territory but I always pronounced the ZX Spectrum as Zed-Ex

Because the only thing that unites them is a desire to return to slavery

pay

Personally I hope he gets struck by lightning

He doesn’t give a fuck about meter, either. Now that’s commitment.

Thx daddy

A wasted opportunity, too, since there’s space to add the McDonald’s ad that calls their milkshakes “painfully thick”.

Baistr baisans
Trisrig ansishts

No, you can’t. Don’t bother locking the doors tonight, I’m coming in anyway.

No, you can’t make me. You’re not my real dad.