I created a view dedicated to my newborn. A to-do list is integrated, along with task buttons that automatically add to the list, along with a timestamp.

It’s amazingly helpful and keeps my wife and I on the same page.

I use a two button IKEA Zigbee remote near each diaper changing station. One button labeled “#1”, and the other, “#2”. 😉

I also set up some voice commands through Google Home that will log various tasks to the HA to-do list.

“Why’s the baby crying? * checks to-do list * Oh…it’s been three hours since I fed him 😑”

My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.

Through my mental fog lies a Souls boss waiting to destroy all who attempt to enter (including me).

Awww…She looks just like you!

Yeah. “They shouldn’t be above the law.” works better.

Just before the pandemic, I was at a restaurant. A couple was sitting next to me.

Woman: (Says something about Fiona)

Man: Who’s Fiona?

Woman: (Shocked, disgusted face) You don’t KNOW Fiona???

I bet she broke up with him on the spot.

Me at the grocery store yesterday: “These cookies look delicious! And they’re 90% off!”

Wife: “Those are lactation cookies…”

Me: “I didn’t know that was a thing… They still look good though…”

That, or you’d get crushed alive since the car wasn’t designed to actually protect you…

https://youtu.be/C_r5UJrxcck

People like this drive me crazy.

Earlier this week, YouTube for Android TV had an update that caused it to crash at startup.

On a hot steak there, Google…

LaRosa’s Pizza for me!

I went to an all-boys Catholic highschool. I had a teacher that was a Christian Brother. One day he had an argument with a classmate over how effective condoms were. He basically argued that condoms don’t work. (Even arguing that a Ziploc bag couldn’t keep semen from escaping.)

This teacher was pretty popular because he was a character, who’d sometimes make crude jokes.

After graduating, some friends and a I ran into him at a mall. He asked us “What are you guys up to? Picking up little girls?”

We laughed it off thinking he was still his same old jovial self.

Not long after, I heard that this same teacher had been arrested for being involved with minors. His “joke” that day seemed like some major projection.

I recently started using an app called Hermit to address a similar problem. It lets you create “lite apps” from any URL. Maybe it’d work for you?

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chimbori.hermitcrab

Women are so cute and beautiful but I think they are talking about getting their horse in a koozie

Now to stick him in the closet until winter

I have a neighbor directly behind me that has been doing the upside down flag thing for a while now. I think they started doing it after January 6.

These same neighbors also fly a don’t tread flag.

I’m glad I haven’t needed to interact with these dunces.

Indefinite crying for me!

Wow, that looks tasty!

What brand is it?

Pizza Lover’s pizza