Now when we tell people they voted for this we can point them to their best buddy saying it too.

Stomping down is the right phrase. Americans should have been making MAGAs afraid to leave their houses the past four years.

If everyone is callling what we have now AI then that just means the definition of AI has changed to include it.

Quite frankly I find the idea positively revolting.

the new design looks like it came from ten years ago

Marriage makes it easier for your spouse to get their due when you pass. If you were never married it doesn’t matter how long you were together your estranged family can still relatively easily pick your corpse clean and leave nothing for the person you actually loved.

It’s joever fellas 😔

Elon: I’m going to rule America to make people buy my shit.

Trump: I’m removing EV tax credits.

Elon: Why is nobody buying my overpriced deathtraps?

The plants will eat the metal and purify it

Because then most of the people being deported right now would just be deported to the US, causing a paradox and unfolding reality.

Well… it’s not an unpaid internship, we’re just not splitting hairs on who’s getting paid.

Ok… so why do they still travel to the us? Do they know how bad things are but are just stupid?

What was it?

Pissed I didn’t sign up for a W-4 this year. They’re already taking my money and I’m gonna have to file just in case I get a refund. But next year I’m evading so fucking hard.

Sticking with the conservative friend is always a waste of time unless you’re planning on becoming conservative too.

Mubi

Neo Barcelonan.

I spent the entirety of apr 15th making fun of my friends for not doing their taxes in feblueberry.

This is how you tell someone has spent their time reading books. They know a lot of words and names from all around the world and history but pronounce everything wrong.

Good joke.