Now I’m hungary

What is this inn-sewer-ants people keep talking about?

We might feed you sometimes

Pirate101/Wizard101

^ How to piss everyone off in one sentence

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You are not likely to observe a nerd outside (of its normal habitat)

Flight. But when flight is not an option, raised blood pressure

Shmalarmed - The shlarmled who are aware of the shlarmling.

Welcome to anxiety

Canada joins EU, blue states join Canada. Bada bing, bada boom

A house

Lmao

So it is okay to bully women now.

We peacefully fell out of contact

There is not enough stimulation in a small community. In the US, they are also usually full of hateful/ignorant people.

Here, fuck.

I can live without more plastic.

Stupid sexy legs