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Some guys are named Guy, and some gals are named Gal. I see no reason why a moon can’t be named Moon.

50% of the time it works every time

You don’t pay for Photoshop because you can’t afford it

I don’t pay for Photoshop because fuck Adobe

We are not the same

What if he gets eaten by the working class?

Ernest Vincent Wright: “Hold my beer”

Nah, you don’t want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.

I don’t think removing the hat would kill him. It would probably just put him in a dormant state, from which he would wake up whenever they put the hat back on. They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

Not always. Sometimes they do it after the first season.

Acronyms are not typically dependent on the pronunciation of the words for which their letters stand. Here’s a brief look at how a few common acronyms would be pronounced if they were:

• JPEG -> jfeg
• LASER -> less-ear
• SCUBA -> scub-aah
• NATO -> nut-oh
• ROM -> Rome

I prefer Lister’s method

Whenever I see bigots citing “free speech” to justify their bigotry, I’m reminded of this xkcd.