but then u cant splatter pedestrians and cyclists on the pavement like overmicrowaved hotpockets or ram the car in front of u for not going fast enough or brake check the one behind you for being to close or…

If we put electrified tracks down we could all drive ridiculously overpowered tiny traincars.

oh hey turns out im the same girth as that dildo : ) what a coincidence

I want to pin you to the bed and fuck your brains out with that dildo until youre soaked and gaped, then pound away with my cock and finish inside

I want to soak you inside and out 😍

Women that can handle a girthy dildo are so hot - how big’s that one?