what we see here is

step 1: be fit and good looking. step 2: wear anything you want and look good (it’s not about the clothes)

interesting. I guess I’ve only seen it from publisher settings where cpm might be the preferable model.

it’s rarely about clicks when it comes to banner ads, it’s about impressions (the ad was visible in a user’s browser). as with most advertising, it’s about keeping the user aware of a brand name or product.

while clicking on them does lead to a destination page of some kind, and it may be valuable to the advertiser for you to end up there (back on a product page for some thing you previously looked at but didn’t buy for example) the ad networks and publishers hosting the ads on their pages are mainly getting paid by impressions.

this is the way. if you really want the highest chance of all questions being answered, number them.

Squatting, shitting…what’s the third event? Scrolling on your phone? The Indolent Ironman.

Could you hallucinate something better? This place is a disaster.

yes, this is the way. none of the excess bulk, weight, and transport costs of a liquid detergent; none of the it’s-not-cum-i-swear stains of a pod.

probably be harder to chew

“Holy potatoes!” - Samuel Hayden

let’s start a business. I don’t know what we do, or what skills society would tell us we need to do it. all we need is our shared disdain for this song.

What if sunlight hits your Photoshop at just the right angle?

While it’s a joke, NHS funded dental care for under 18s in the UK has historically meant a lower incidence in children of missing or filled teeth than the US.

“John Gennero”

no. may the tar take you both!

I don’t

Spray-on leggings

A man of many layers

or in this case, either do it well or third-ass it if you can.

They know how to write. Well, they got paid to write. Well, they built their lives around writing. Well, …