poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]

I like the ability to switch which way the seats face. I think you can drink alcohol on board, which is pretty sweet. The conductor called me a cubs fan because I was wearing an amtrak hoodie lol

The bike paths were great. I can’t believe the amount of parks there are. The torture museum is a lot of fun. So many iconic movie sites. I loved my visit except for the ice cream museum and the bears vs titans game I attended. Very bad football.

Farewell to my friends and business partners

True blue libertarian keeping it real

Training to get the politicians out of DC if there were an attack. I shit you not

I heard someone on Democracy Now saying pilots fear National Airport more than any other. I guess Dulles is bigger and able to handle more traffic but it’s kind of far from the district. All the lazy ass politicians and lobbyist flying in always go to National because it’s close

Which is rich because any mild critic of democrats defaults libs to whatabout orange man

said he’d codify it on day one, then came to his senses and found a bipartisan solution. Thanks. Obama

19yo Musk employees are running the government now?

His briefing notes were written in alphabeti spaghetti

he’s correct

When democrats hold the ball, Charlie Brown actually kicks it

My neighbor’s giant tree blew over and crushed her car, her mom’s car, and her daughter’s car. $770 wouldn’t even cover removing the tree. She probably won’t qualify for the payment because fire didn’t down the tree

The scary thing is that it’s January.

You know how hard it is to get a decent tee time in LA?

By the way, there is a golf course in Death Fucking Valley.

If Trump gets it, he’s going to turn Greenland into another Williston, ND during the oil boom. Went from a quite, little conservative town to the city with the highest crime rate in the country literally overnight. The first question employers would ask job seekers is “are you wanted or on the run?” Like, it was a given that most of the applicants were already felons. Nice knowing you, Greenlanders

And Magic Johnson

Doesn’t include drug trafficking or unsolved murder. He saved that for his book

What is fascination with Greenland? He wanted to snatch it from Denmark last time as well.

I’ve bought wired headphones from the .99 cent store that lasted longer than these piles. I bought a hundred dollar Chromebook a while back. The keyboard took a shit a couple months later and that was the last one I’ll ever buy. 100k on a truck that does shit like this on a regular basis SMH

Never been to NYC but here in LA, with a pretty simple light rail/subway network, Metro has an army of “ambassadors” at most stations to help riders get to where they’re going.

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