Key and Peele had me believing this was how prosecutors already operated.

Does the pocket button up? Have you bent over, say to tie a shoe, and have it slide out?

I specifically moved to using my front pockets for everything because of being worried about pick pockets. I find myself guarding my front pockets with my hands in public. It is also a good way to make sure I have everything I need before leaving the house. If there isn’t something there pressing on my legs, something feels off.