If he is so certain it will work why isn’t he ending income tax right now?

Call it the Trump is Great bill, there is no way he would veto that.

Importing that avocado is the real problem, should have picked up a Florida orange and a Georgia peach instead.

Good ranch is sour cream with other shit mixed in to hide the taste of vegetables.

Is that john Oliver trying to find more rat erotica?

So should we take bets on how long until they invade the Koreas again?

Didn’t everyone abandon them when RIM kept giving away their encryption keys to any dictator that sent them a request?

I thought the one child was trying to block the smell coming from the diaper of the other child.

US coins won’t work you small ball bearings

Isn’t that Christian Bale?

Condiment King will not stand for his weapons being abused in this manner.

And then I noticed that she was sitting on…her…sweet…can…oh just thinking about that sweet can…

Not really an HP drain. More that they apply a very weak disease that stacks the longer it is applied. If it stacks enough it begins adding other status debuffs.

There were never any Mario games on Dreamcast.

Imaginary numbers are any number multiplied by the square root of negative 1, a complex number has both a real and imaginary part. 10+i is complex, 10*i is imaginary.

Don’t you have to go to New Jersey to watch any professional sports team?

So if someone wants to watch those videos on collecting all the rings in Sonic games, where might a link to said list be? You know asking for a friend.

Cosmology you put enough mass in a small enough area it becomes a singularity.

Quantum mechanics information can’t be destroyed to an unrecoverable state so singularities are impossible.

Like how the Spartans are remembered for thermopylae even though they weren’t the only ones fighting there. And then the Spartans went crying to the Persian to help them fight Athens in the Peloponnesian War. And also the first person to run a marathon died after delivering the message so now people hear that story and think I bet it won’t kill me.

That looks scary, I need to pick up my bucket.