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8 days agoPutin logic:
The more you lie, the more honest you are.
The more you steal, the more trustworthy you are.
The more you lose, the more winning you are.
(Beat that, gay western men who steal Russian women!)
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1·13 days agoConsidering that mice live for 2-4 years and naked mole-rats can reach 40, one might expect gene therapy to increase lifespan by 10-20x, but in their ‘superflies’ it only increased their 70 day lifespan by a couple weeks. That’s good news for anyone who was worried that Putin and Xi will live over 1000 years.
You know what jeopardizes competitiveness? Ivan the Tariffle, and charging so damn much for the electric models.
Do the right thing, grandma.
At least you wouldn’t be alone - hat man is with you 🖤
Did you tell him to cool off?
Well sure, gotta keep your eyes on the road and a knee on the wheel (because the other hand shoving a burger in your mouth)