the cartoonist missed a trick by not having the robot shit its copy from its anus.

Proponents say detailed demographic information is crucial for the targeted implementation of India’s social justice programmes, including earmarking nearly half of all university seats and government jobs for socially disadvantaged communities.

some context: people of all the “lower” (sic) castes receive special privileges in the form of reservations for university and government jobs, as well as financial incentives to foster greater equity in society.

the purpose of such a census is to understand how best to administer such programs (rather than perpetuating the social ills of the caste system).

this is the AI model that truly passes the Turing Test.

and how high did OP have to count before he touched somebody else’s lips the first time?

screw googling. try saying it yourself without touching lips.

it comes out as “oen”.

And giving more tax breaks to companies that stay and sell in the US?

that’s technically what tariffs do. topologically, it’s the same thing: using policy to give a price advantage to domestic producers.

talk about shopping locally and so forth.

talk gets one only so far. when those numbers start to chomp into the household budget, everyone forsakes the “made in…” label in favour of the price tag.

they weren’t feeling lucky?

awesome! so there is scope to literally piss all over AI! where does one sign up?

why can’t they use piss, instead, though?

people who complain about mountains of disposable diapers at landfills misunderstand the problem. it’s the poop of newborn babies that’s the problem, not the ones who have gone on to become adults. although to be fair their growing up increases the chance of more poop-producing babies.

but yeah sleeping around without birth control isn’t contributing to even one extra poop-filled diaper.

However, as Keighin did not show up to court,

bro quite literally played the “sorry mario, the princess in another castle” card at them.

years ago, i came across the phrase “resting bitch face” online somewhere. i don’t know in what context i read it or where, but i do remember being utterly confused by the concept. like, what even is that phrase supposed to mean?!

and that consternation had only deepened and strengthened right up to the recent past when photos of jd vance began to surface. now it’s 100% clear what the author of that long-forgotten post must have meant when they typed out those three little words.

that must be an elf sitting next to him–because he’s lego-less.

the human *ears. we need both ears working together to determine the source of a sound.

teamwork makes the dream work, people.

because people can’t misuse laws for pet euthanasia in order to get an early inheritance, or to get their toe in before a will changes.

in many scenarios, euthanasia does make sense but there is ample opportunity for greedy people to misuse such laws. it would be hazardous to enact such a law unless adequate protection is provided.

is this not just affirming the premise of the sixth book? that’s the whole reason why Potter found the Prince’s spells so fascinating. school subjects are not meant to entertain. they are meant to teach.

also, as book five attests–as well as does the subject of history of magic–some syllabi and some subjects were way more boring than others.

my main gripe would be that nobody taught english or any other form of formal communication at hogwarts. i dunno how they all just didn’t end up speaking like Hagrid.

and what about big PCs?

that aphorism about pots and kettles needs to be reworded to human beings calling other species “invasive”.

no metaphor would be more fitting.

huh. so global warming does have some benefits.

fucking humans!