Reason 3,297 animals are better than people.

They doubled their prices overnight and killed their DEI programs to appease a fascist, can’t imagine why people would stop buying Pepsi 🤷

“secretly revokes his visa”

If your rights can be taken at any time and without notice… You don’t have any rights at all.

Remember in his first term when he said he’d make taxes fit on a postcard? Hypocrites break promises all the time, it takes a real piece of shit to run as fast as he can in the other direction.

There are more than 20 empty homes for each homeless person in the US

Well, I hate it!

–Michael Scott

Oh yeah, counter a billionaire with a billionaire… No thank you.

2 months into 4 years and they’re almost halfway there. Well, the US is fucked. 💀

Yup. The DNC uses all their fight to keep progressives out, it’s pathetic.

I once heard that the key to a good joke is it needs to be both unexpected and inevitable. This is a good joke.

Because everyone likes an annoying buzz kill, he was actually quoting a universalist minister from a few decades before.

And now, most apps have been abandoned, but I still have a bunch of free games I’m going to miss.

Noem: You can’t trust the government!

Reporter: You are the government.

Noem: Exactly.

And AOC has been kowtowing to Pelosi for the last few years in hopes of going along to get along. Hopefully this will wake up progressive Democrats to realize they will never be accepted by corporate Democrats, no matter how much they move to the right to appease them.

Netenyahu: those are rookie numbers, we gotta bump those numbers up!

I forgot what a firehose of insanity Trump’s presidency was like. Sure, everyone remembers that he wants to bang his daughter, but I completely missed the fact that her husband’s dad got a hooker to bang his brother-in-law, secretly tape it, then use the tape to blackmail his own sister bit to testify against him… And then Trump pardoned him.

And now he’ll be an ambassador, because of course he will. FML. F all of our Ls.

Dems: Republicans are Nazis

Also Dems: we’re campaigning with Republicans!

Mustard Tiger

Here’s my surprised face 😐

Yeah it’s a funny sign but ultimately useless. People who have lived through the last nearly decade dominated by Trump who still aren’t voting are either so disengaged that they just don’t see fighting Trump as an existential crisis or (and this is a much smaller group) see the system as so inherently fucked that they’re just not partaking in it.

But maybe nobody cares for analysis ruining a perfectly funny lawn sign.

(Disclaimer: these are just my thoughts on non voters, not my own position. I will be voting, and not for a racist, rapist, fascist)