They might just be happy every day that we’re not being invaded.

Sometimes you’ve got to make some looove

Guess I’m going to poop myself to death then.

Acana is Canadian, though they are not super cheap but certainly not the most expensive either. My dogs like it, and one of them is a picky eater.

Hard disagree. Some languages are so wildly different that it would be really hard to confuse them like that. Like where the grammar structure is different so it’s not like you’re just substituting a word in one language for a word in another.

In BTVS they can. There’s a vampire who’s cursed with having a soul and is therefore unwilling to hurt humans, so he just toddles down to the butcher and gets blood from them.

Soulless vampires either like the hunt or just prefer the taste of human blood. For instance, some vampires just raid blood banks instead of hunting humans.

I used to work at an engineering firm and one day I saw one of the engineers leave at like 2pm on a Wednesday and he was like, “Bye, see you next week!” He had been busting his ass to finish a project and already hit his 40hrs for the week.

I was a temp at the time but needless to say, I jumped at the chance when they offered me a real job.

I’m also going to need some elbow room in case I need to dodge anything.

Along with rhythmic gymnastics, synchronised swimming, dressage…

I would say this is more impressive because they don’t get to choose their music nor listen to it ahead of time.

I told my husband he must now be this dramatic when we’re out of onions or what is he even doing with his life?

Imo anyone who doesn’t feel free in a marriage is doing it wrong. Compromise is for things like getting orange juice with some pulp because one likes lots and the other likes none, not compromising who you fundamentally are as a person.

Don’t marry someone who doesn’t appreciate the quirks that make you you.

Canadian costco has poutine.

The number of skin cancer clinics I saw in Australia was alarming.

My eyesight is atrocious. One time I was out in a notable windstorm, I stumbled, and my glasses got ripped off my face. I would have been absolutely fuckered if I’d been alone. They’d gotten blown under a car and I never would have found them by myself.

Covid just made us all realise we know a lot more people than we thought we did who would hide a zombie bite.

Just because someone is unsuccessful in killing you doesn’t mean it’s okay that they continue to try though.

“This is London, Jen. It’s not someone with cake. Unless that cake is made of dog poo and knives!”

I like some of it. What I really like is that there isn’t a specific trend that’s most popular. There seems to be a broad variety of styles that are popular and everyone can just do their own thing.

I just can’t get on board with wide leg pants but I’m happy to ditch the skinnies for a boot cut or flare.