That’s going to be way worse. I can get down with no timezones, but if we replace time zones with date zones you’ll end up with two locations where the same instant of time is either March 2nd at 3am or March 1st at 3am. There really just isn’t an easy way to handle time that works for all weird geographies and also makes it easy to schedule things across an ocean. But also, fuck daylight savings, that’s a totally unnecessary way of making it all worse than it needs to be.

Yeah, who needs robust fail-safes when you’ve got a warehouse full of guillotines ready to go.

So sorry, looks like the correct answer for this morning was “pardon Pete Rose and try to strongarm the MLB Hall of Fame into inducting him”. I’m sure that will change by lunch though.

to use all available tools and resources to combat the spread of domestic terrorism

I believe there was a gathering a couple years ago that quite proudly proclaimed “We are all domestic terrorists”, maybe we should start there.

This is (some of) the language of the current amendment, the difference being the replacing of “once” with “twice” as the last word. The idea is that if you’re VP and are elevated to be President, it counts as one of your two possible terms if you serve more than half of the term you took over during. Basically, this kiss ass waste of space just copy/pasted the existing amendment and incremented every number in it.

Yeah, this is what they worked out behind closed doors so they can keep getting elected in their states.

Like self-immolation, but burn the person who’s actually responsible for the problem.

It’s simple, just get the company to create a list of all the people in the last 3 years who died after being denied healthcare. And then stare in horror at the list and decide that maybe the world is a slightly better place this afternoon and we should tear down the whole company and all their ilk.

Yeah, that’s just a win-win at this point

If only he had sat them down and explained that on November 4th

What a goddamn weirdo

The deductible is an amount that you pay out of pocket before insurance starts covering anything. So if insurance doesn’t get billed, the money doesn’t count towards the deductible. This may make it difficult to lower the bill at all, it really depends on how much the entire bill is compared to your deductible. If you can’t pay it though, they’ll have to give you an affordable payment plan. Definitely negotiate and don’t take a loan out from some other source to cover.

Florida/DeSantis did it at least once last year. Although Texas was seemingly heavily involved in that too…

Weirdly enough, being a member of the House is not a requirement to be Speaker.

1. I’m torn between face and balls, face would probably be more satisfying but balls are usually funnier.
2. Let’s go no handle, the handle might impact accuracy.
3. I’m kinda feeling silicone, I think I’d feel bad about something harder. Silicone would keep the event fun and cathartic, ceramic might lead to blood everywhere.