You sound like my buddies 10yo daughter when she hops online to play games with us. “Everything is not fair, I want it to magically change without my intervention and I don’t want to do anything about it or be told to take action or take advice that is given.”

Covering IRL advertisements is the only thing that interests me with this sort of tech. I would love to cover billboards with random memes or even just erase them. THAT would be a reason worth looking goofy as hell for.

We dress our skeleton up as Santa for Christmas. Looks great with the glowing red eyes.

Hmm. The McDonalds in my town had a small fire in the kitchen in 2020. It has been surrounded by “Reopening soon” signs since then. Color me sceptical.

Shmuck on a duck?

Commission is wrapped up in the sale price, not a separate payment to the employee that I decided upon. The company takes payment and then they pay the employee. This also makes sure the employee is not getting stiffed.

Yes. It’s extremely common to have some device that asks you how much you want to tip before you can complete the transaction. They are nearly always placed in a spot and angled so the employees can see it too, guilting customers in to tipping.

10/10, would turn screens off for a more enjoyable dining experience again.

I loved it when my phone had IR. I really hate it when restaurants have tvs on in the dining room. I would turn the volume down or even turn it off. I really miss being able to do that.

But how do I boil with it?

Serious question. Is this device capable of boiling more than a gallon of water and if so, what is this device?

Yeah, but the noodles are made of sliced silicone and the tomato sauce is red paint. It looks good from a far, but it’s actually wrong.

I used to periodically block Facebook groups on my dad’s account. He’s still a fucking moron, he’s just reciting old fake news now instead of fresh.

Political version of Weekend at Bernie’s. Too bad it’s not just a shitty movie.

American here up voting because sane measurements.

It was in San Diego, near the Tijuana river outlet that over flows with sewage from a plant in Mexico a few times a year, closing the beaches temporarily each time.

Went to the beach yesterday. Saw a toddler eating sand. No adult nearby. Checked around and found the dad. Told him his kid was munching on sand. He said “Yeah, thats sort of his thing”. Thought I was being trolled until he did nothing about it and continued on with his day unaffected.

Canned green beans. I love fresh green beans, raw or cooked, but those things that come in can are just vile.

I think you are usually supposed to cook it. Might give it a shot that way.