nevernevermore

our inspection saved us money. they found a crack in the outdoor tiling sealant that was retaining water. we spent $200 on their services, but their report helped us regotiate $5000 off our initial offer, which we had repaired for ~$500. for anybody tossing it up, it’s a no-brainer.

I love when articles use “may” to cover the lack of story lol. I “may” get pizza for dinner, but I also likely won’t. Anything’s possible

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Reddit blocked my favourite app (Apollo) and now block every IP I use (proton VPN) so I don’t use it because they’ve made it too hard to use; not because I hate them.

Don’t get me wrong, I think reddit itself is a terrible company who I feel better not supporting, but I’m not going to act like there isn’t value to the content hosted there.

We used to live in a house that had a warming towel rack and I feel like my life has been a perpetual downgrade since moving out

Just want to mention Librewolf which is also FF based and has no telemetry out of the box, as well or ublock origin installed by default.

My ex’s family were (see: probably still are) Russian Jews who fled to Israel to avoid persecution. They then fled Israel when their eldest (my ex) was 2 years out from manual conscription

Don’t get me wrong, they’re still hardcore zionists, but morality got the better of them.

besides surprise and bemusement

idk this seems like a pretty good reaction to me

pronounced “ten”

Is this real? Is his child whose name is also X pronounced that way? Dude needs to stop naming things that you can’t pronounce by reading them.

also did he bother to change the verb tweet? Or is the brand change as half assed as he is?

Fun fact

He went completely blind a few years later.

this got progressively less fun as it went along

i think people do a lot of casual conversing IRL and come to forums to talk about specific topics

Millennial cringe is everywhere on the internet, of course the fediverse isn’t exempt.

Don’t forget the narwhal bacons at midnight and ten years ago people actually used to say that shit out loud lol

This might not be an answer but my worked also requested us come in 2 days a week. So I ride my bike in around 11am and back home about 1pm. WFH the rest of the hours. I’m all about malicious compliance.

we fuckin are now

if you want to stop reading about it use the block button liberally. I would recommend blocking mags like RedditMigration. That will relieve you of about 95% of the discussion…

whoever made this picture must have misread my Brenda-Song-Colored-Squirt fan fics

are we allowed to add ingredients? A little soy sauce on that and you’ve basically got yourself a meal

It truly is a special post, the start of something enigmatic. we are all creators, we are all poets, we all have the capacity to hold in our poops for three days at a time

This option makes the most sense, which is why it will never happen