Engineer: “If speed == slow, do nose down”

QA engineer: “But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?”

Engineer: “Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch”

QA engineer: “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY!”

After nuclear accidents, you get to make anime without shame.

✨iNtErNaL PoInTeR VaRiAbLe✨

I’m guessing the Indian outsource companies are rubbing their hands now.

I buy them with stretch denim. When I’m fat they fit and whem I’m fit they fit.

I’m now topping up for my winter fat cycle.

She holds a grudge against greedy corporations. I think her motivations are not driven by money, like most of them.

As an adolescent boy, I did not really mind the choice.

Streets ahead!

A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.

The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.

“You eeuwwwe me”

My new catchphrase.

"Hey you, don’t watch that, watch this.

This is the heavy heavy monster sound"

I really, really, really want to rip the tags of my mattress!

It’s more the negative energy of a reluctant teenager.

“Hey, how you doin’ lil’ mama? Let me whisper in ya ear”

They needed to sell that turd of a movie somehow. 🤣

When hubs rule the LAN and CSMA/CD was at its peak.

Pantie Soaka

Moon Moon is going to clap those pale cheeks as retaliation.

Judy Hopps and her fat ass. They knew what they were drawing.

Not a drop of fluid left. His last nut was a puff of star dust.