It’s No-Mow-May.

Tell the HOAs to get stuffed and put the mower away for a few weeks.

I’ve already seen quite a few mason bees buzzing around in my yard.

Got any glue?

Makes me wonder if it would be a good idea to take down my “Hate has no home here” flag, that is prominently displayed in my yard.

We live in a very diverse neighborhood, and I’m happy to have this flag up. But I don’t need any billy-jackoffs coming around causing a fuss, or worse.

I checked, but Hallmark doesn’t have a card for this.

“the days of unelected bureaucrats is over…”

Oh, like Musk?

Because no one has the sack to put a stop to it.
Trump is out for blood this term, and even the slightest hint of dissention will get you fired and dragged through the razors.

Other than pandering, notice how quiet the GOP has been lately.

Block X Elon.

If anyone ever pushes him on that statement, he’ll just say that he now has complete power to redefine the length of a “day”.

I’m old(er), and living near the border allowed for access to some great children’s programming back in the day.
Mr Dressup and Friendly Giant in particular. (side note, if you have access, check out the excellent documentary about Mr Dressup on Prime).

As for music, again, being near the border, with one of the best alternative radio stations in the 90s (89-X), I was turned on to many excellent artists. To name a few…
24 Gone
The Tragically Hip
The Pursuit of Happiness
Bootsauce
Odds
Amanda Marshall
Moist
The Grapes of Wrath
and so many more. Most of these bands could still easily edge out anything new on the radio today.

Or do this and save a few bucks.
One day out of the blue, I received a text message, “Dude… I just received my 13lb block of cheese!!”

No idea who sent it. Wasn’t even an area code I recognized. But 10 years later, my wife and I still reference it. That one text has taken top-tier residence in my brain, and the person who sent it didn’t need to go to the store to buy watermelons or go out at night making deliveries.

That’s at least better than his wife. She laughs and points.

Also known as the ‘Thinning the Herd of the Weak and Stupid’ challenge.

But… I thought he said we wouldn’t have to vote ever again?

North Star Wars

Dances with Reindeer

The urinals didn’t tip her off?

But they won’t.
The “solution” will be just popping out a few more welfare babies. Thus continuing the downward spiral even faster.

Let me guess… He fell onto all of his chef knives at once?

It’s all we have…

I think that Harris will take Michigan (Go Blue! literally), but I’m really afraid that it won’t matter.

Someone made this Sisyphus idle game some time ago. (It doesn’t work well on mobile devices)

https://brotender.itch.io/sisyphus-idle