Don’t lie to yourself. That’s a Giga Pet and you know it.

There was a time when rubber ducks were made from ducks?

This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.

If only we could do two letters. I really like Lickin Pork.

The Bestie Boys

Damn. Something finally dethroned my weiner.

Should else be big_yikes? That seems situational to me.

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1. Lt Commander
2. Lt Commander
3. can’t see
4. can’t see Lieutenant

Can’t have insane billionaires and reality show stars without any billionaires and reality show stars.

I quite enjoy seeing “President’s Choice” on this list.

Is it prescient, poignant or just apt?

I’m lawful evil. But I think they mixed up neutral evil and chaotic evil.

Honestly any game that uses B as crouch is on a watchlist.

PC, Xbox, Nintendo, all insane. But it’s specially weird on PlayStation.

I’m not sure what Sonic’s deal is. I’m pretty sure he can’t afford the drive thru.

They don’t let him in the drive thru unless he has a vehicle.

I honestly never noticed Janeway’s ass…

I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

I beg thy pardon.

As you can see from the data: as Everybody increases, so too does Sucks.

A similar trend can be seen here: on the X axis we track Everything, and on the Y axis a pronounced increase in Fucked is revealed.

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.