Good.

He’s probably in for a shock when he leaves the safety of his home state voters.

Just install an airlock. Probably still cheaper.

Or near the washroom. The two control brushes they had in a different room also had fecal matter on them.

Still looking for the episode, but here’s a short writeup

https://tvovermind.com/far-worst-thing-ever-discovered-mythbusters/

edit: looks like it was episode 12

https://mythresults.com/episode12

https://mythbusters.fandom.com/wiki/Break_Step_Bridge_(Episode)

edit2: This is it from their Facebook page

https://m.facebook.com/MythBusters/videos/surprise-toothbrush/10152461851823224/

They established this in one of the most disturbing MythBusters episodes years ago.

edit: actually, I’ve realized in that episode that the toilet didn’t have a lid, so while the experiment wasn’t the same, you can probably draw the same conclusion when control toothbrushes outside the bathroom were also affected

If it means Ted Cruz will be forced to fuck off, don’t keep us waiting.

No flourish?

Wade has not admitted to a romantic relationship with Wade

that clears things up

lol omg wheeze

Don’t expect the librarians to step up, they’re already pissed about book bans.

If they’re voting for Haley they’re probably already over maga.

edit: …mostly anyway.

which would require all teachers and students at Iowa schools to sing at least one verse of the national anthem every day

That’s weirder than requiring the whole thing.

Doubtful Trump could get through a whole verse correctly even with a prompter.

Most of them fly the Confederate flag, delusion is a built-in feature.

That’s a new one for me, I’ll add it to the list.

Damn. Well, thanks for saving me the trouble.

Yeah… that’s the problem.

Unfortunately, that’s one that got banned for a few services. Obviously not all, good to hear it still works for some, but for others you enter a gvoice number and it tells you it’s not eligible. (At least it did, maybe something has changed and they’re working again, it’s been a while since I tried it.)

Oh good, someone had suggestions. Thank you, I’ll keep these written down for when I need an anonymous voip again. The last ones I used suddenly became disqualified for what I was using them for. Hadn’t gotten around to trying replacements.

You would still need a internet source, but yeah. The hardest part would be getting a virtual phone number that qualifies for receiving account text messages when necessary. Or using apps that inherently tie themselves to a phone number.