This is the highest-quality, shocked Pikachu I’ve ever seen.

8chan

They wouldn’t regardless. The congressional GOP has his spray-tan dick so far down their throats, they’d rather choke to death than admit the emperor has no clothes.

If we ever had hard proof of insider knowledge, my money is on SCOTUS. Both because it’s easier to buy a branch of government by colluding with five useful idiots, and because there’s a GOAT on the SCOTUS staff who leaks their bullshit to the public.

I’m a non-human who would absolutely love to be building shit while talking during therapy instead of using a fidget toy while avoiding eye contact because looking at someone looking at me and being vulnerable at the same time is NOT IT for me (yet).

Between Two Ferns: Dating Edition

My therapist says she takes a bare minimum of notes because she understands the fear people have of private info getting leaked. Maybe someone worried about that could ask about their notes process during the therapist-finding stage.

Then you and I are both odd because that sounds fascinating.

How about both? I’m always down for access to education.

That’s my first choice, personally, and if she wins the primaries, that’d be awesome.

Otherwise, I could still get pretty hyped about a Walz/AOC ticket, which would pave a more conventional path to a 2032 AOC presidential run.

I saw a video of him sitting down to have an earnest conversation with hardcore Trump farmers and they left liking him a lot. He’s got that “common sense” Midwestern energy on lock and I can see him gaining a lot of ground with the blue collar and rural folks because of it.

If he has pro-hunting gun views like Bernie, he’ll be an amazing pick.

Can’t persecute you for sabotage if it just happens to coincide with proper office protocol.

Simple Sabotage Field Manual

I highly regard their journalism as well.

Looks like a Westworld prototype, designed by a Daft Punk fan.

Just a reminder that 404 media is owned and run by its own journalists.

I’m tired of news that’s been filtered through a billionaire’s best interests.

404media.co

Yes, PLEASE! The rich fucks need to start feeling the consequences of this bullshit where it hurts. It’s the only domestic demographic that can offer enough pressure to motivate this administration to change their behavior.

Wait, so now they’re pretending to be concerned about journalistic integrity?

That’s been their plan this whole time: slowly break the system by defunding important services like USPS and education, etc., and then point to those poorly funded programs and give hot takes about how the government sucks and we need to privatize it.

Musk understands new media? Are we sure about that?

Playing Doom.

I want to hear from them because that’s the setup I’m aiming for.

Where are you all discussing your shit so I can eavesdrop and steal ansible playbooks?