Just one bag of chippi

He is the best choice to defeat a Republican in the Senate.

I was too lazy to cook dinner so I just ate 1 pound of strawberries and then I farted like 20 times in the span of an hour. Some were smellier than others.

I have friends and family members that are willing to do tasks like this. They accept cash. They also get invited to gatherings.

I don’t understand why people are allowed to give money to politicians that aren’t in their district. Like only donate to politicians that are running in the district that you’re registered to vote in.

As an SF Giants fan, it was not a great day IMO.

I’m happy Mahle and Erik Miller are gone.

Devastated about losing Arraez, but I knew it was highly likely. If he didn’t leave during the trade deadline, he probably would have left at the end of the year. He deserves a better team, but it was often the highlight of the game to watch him.

I’m so irate that we are still stuck with Devers, Adamas, and Chapman. They hog all the cash, they hog the infield. They are not worth their price tags. I really wish we could have sold at least one of them off to someone. Even if we had to pay to trade them. No more big, expensive, long contracts is a lesson for every baseball team!

I’m happy for Ramos going to the Yankees. Good for him. I don’t feel strongly about it. He was decent. Not great.

Giants got some 20 year olds, idk, to play for our, idk, single-a teams. If they turn out to be any good I’m guessing Giants will trade them because we trade everyone that’s good.

Oh, and Robbie Ray, one of our few decent pitchers is going Brown and Yellow to SD Padres.

I’m not looking foward to the next Giants game. Maybe in 5 years we’ll improve. Right now this team sucks. painful. pitiful. not happy.

Ok but there’s a bunny on the tarmac and that could be a concern

Gas prices skyrocket

Goose or duck

A mailman is a letter carrier.

I imagined they would be squatting for shits

He also never plans on dying but it’s going to happen

Maybe spamming children should be illegal

yes

Androids

Bring back dumb phones

Coming up with creative titles can be the hardest part to posting

The past two phones I bought were not because they broke, but because they stopped being supported on apps that I need to use.

Kill families and then ask to negotiate the war that you already lost

america loves bombing schools