Some more Cool Aid, Mr Ballooon?

Nah, he cares, it’s the reason he married you. Who wants a noob? That’s only interesting to religious nutjobs and pedos.

Lawyer: You can’t divorce your wife, just because she’s a bit odd.

Micky: I said, she’s fucking Goofy!

That’s the flag of the Soviet Union

I went on the Mullvad website. Requires 0 JS. Instant love!

Amazing how many people rather argue away the obvious using Hanlon’s Razor, than face reality. Let’s adhere to a much better reasoning tool, “allways follow the money!”

Missed opportunity: fountain

Never forget “freedom fries” was a thing before the Shitter in Chief became reality

If you had submitted that as a movie script a good decade ago, they’d laugh you out of the office, labelling the script the dumbest thing ever. Yet, here we are, and it gets submitted as a documentary

Worse, he was the owner of a laptop.