I don’t give a fuck, I’ll be dead.

Be humble, apologetic and polite. Explain the facts, don’t offer opinions.

If you were caught with the blade visible in public, you could be arrested. I also carry a leatherman, and ensure it is never visible.

Anybody who is surprised by this is either hugely naive, knows nothing about previous British military tactics or has been under a rock for the last 40 years.

This guy does not semantic version.