Mayor Poopington

Check out this guy with so many eggs he has a dispenser!

I believe every woman is named after their mother. Usually by about 20 years or so.

Turns out, having a bunch of nukes is a pretty foolproof deterrent

Toby’s from HR, which means he’s not a part of our family. Also he’s divorced so he’s not really a part of his family either.

Israel spends a lot of money on US elections

I used to feel bad for Toby that Michael was constantly shitting on him. That is, until I encountered corporate HR. And now I too hate so much about the things that Toby chooses to be.

Widespread Luigi Weaponization

Half Life 2: Episode 2: Episode 1

Really when you think about it, every food is a salad

[Insert horrifically racist statement here] 😂😂😂😂

Not if you drop em in hot oil

It’s not a catastrophe now?

Pretty high if she did that on purpose

Imagine the right wing uproar if a Biden had a brothel put in the Whitehouse

Kind of surprised it wasn’t JD to be honest

Well my retirement isn’t down because of ms-13

Have you seen pics of Bezos lately? Dude looks like he’s been mainlining HGH.

So where would Steve Buscemi land on this chart?

What’s a Senate Zuck? Is that the model they use for hearings?

I’d ask them to show you were in the contract it says you have to pay for June. But, id also talk to a lawyer and start looking for a new place to live.