I knew someone that worked at an Audi dealer that can recognize everyone’s voice and associate their purchase.

I called him 4 years later to inquire about a new Audi and he asked me how my TT was treating me and if I was ready for a bigger car(I mentioned that I was going to start a family soon).

I think someone should invent a magnetic mouse

thud oh sorry, brb… my mouse just slid off my table.

I laughed so hard I peed myself

The FBI released a photo of the suspect.

This is just a regular robbery with extra steps.

It’s sorta like memorizing the word encyclopedia. I’m sure if there were a handful of letters missing or wrong you could still read it. Because you don’t memorize the letters but what it looks like. Exactly how Chinese works.

Its honestly only a handful of characters.

This is China-nese. Original Chinese, its

四是四，十是十，十四是十四，四十是四十； 誰把十四說“十適”，就打他十四； 誰把四十說“適十”，就打他四十