So new guess for actual easily available flying cars is 2054? Or maybe lemmy c/fuckcars gets their wish by then and the time machine turns into a 3-seat bicycle.

Home girl checking how many street passes she’s gotten!

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: fuck. Is it because I’m ugly as fuck? Third time this month.

gets shot for not complying

Don’t know if it’s these “AI cameras”, but my garbage company started uploading videos of my “violations” to their portal to justify charging me more (bin was open a few inches a couple times). They have video of them picking up the bin (showing my car plates and house in the back), and also of the bin contents from another camera after they dump it into the truck.

I can only assume they’re working on the “threw a non-recyclable item in recycle bin” logic so they can charge more protect the environment.

Unfailable as in, you’ll succeed it no matter what? (faking your input or showing different animations but the same eventual outcome?), or failing gives you a black screen and prompts it again or something?

Spiderman+QTE makes me think of the meme worthy “I’m gonna die” one 😅

Edit: just saw that part of the video. Insulting 🙄. (looks like the same thing happens even if you press nothing)

He’s planning to kill Gaben himself! D:

Is that the guy from The Apprentice?

“All 'muricans fat and dumb lol” 💁🏻‍♂️

I was about to post that when I saw the picture! Makes you feel bad for the murderous sea monster </3

If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?

Your earbuds look like they’re using the Mexico Movie Filter IRL 😅

Purrito*

Or that one “System of a Down” Zelda song

I once saw this image/story being narrated by an over the top German guy, in some Facebook or tik tok or insta video, and found it hilarious, then I tried to find the damn video again for hours with no success, so now it just makes me sad. NoOOo Paunlinchen!

The picture made me assume anon was a girl, so I was thinking that if you, a girl, hear another girl say she wants a man, and you offer your womanly services, it shouldn’t come as a big shock to be rejected and laughed out of the room… Then I read the comments and thought “oh. Yeah. That makes more sense.”

Assumptions ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Is getting hit by a truck really the end? Or just the beginning?

Isekai genre: Allow me to introduce myself.

I’ve been mostly too lazy to look into how to use passkeys. If my normal flow is using 1password for 2fa (on mobile and on the computer), is there a way I can still use that with passkeys? It says they’re supported but I’m not sure how that’d work, because aren’t they device specific?

I just don’t want me losing access to my phone for whatever reason mean that I lose access to my accounts.

Hide yo guns, that turtle has opposible thumbs