I want a proper sequel, Cyberpunk 2420.

Same! Sometimes I type the email in Notepad/Wordpad first.

Oof. That felt personal.

Are you drinking your kin’s blood and tears?

“Hey girl, wanna take a ride on my big wet weiner?”

Gets 'em every time.

Unless the changes in anatomy require more kidney activity. Consider how horses pee.

How to Spot Genocidal People 101.

There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.

Also immortal. And hypersexual.

Seems like a really slow way to make corn.

And also your mom is so ancient and immense that it transcends the limits of langauge and comprehension.

Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

Only slightly relevant, but you inspired me to dig out this amazing Korn/Taylor Swift mashup. They elevate each other.

Just when you think you got me figured out
The season’s already changing
I think it’s cool, you do what you do
And don’t try to save me

The whales said it’s cool, guys. Carry on.

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”

He’s pasty white, but one of his personalities is black.

Also, hair stylists really should be more specific. You said you style hair, suddenly there’s a difference!?

🙄

That sounds cool. Are you using any particular tools to organize your ideas/systems? That was one of the reasons I was curious–turning ideas into something real seems daunting.

Is that the 4-minute task you’d been procrastinating?