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The mega guillotine is unproven tech, lets test it on all the MAGA freaks before we roll it out to greater use.

It’s only illegal if you get caught.

Hell yes! More Linux more better!

I found a weevil!

sigh I’ll guess I’ll have the special today.

I’ve done this!

Turn the shower on just high enough to get a good mist going then put a box fan on high as close as possible pointing out of the bathroom.

Thanks! I’ve always wanted a frog

I choose pink, my favorite drink is water. More water per water!

In a row?

🧈 🧈

“snitches get to glue their own wounds shut and hope it doesn’t get infected” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

My proposal: https://files.catbox.moe/bl74z7.png

Michigan will go to war before it becomes “upper ohio 🤮”

Depends if the elf labor is mandatory or voluntary.

Grinch here, checking in.

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Wait. That is why it’s called i18n!? Never knew that.

One coffee? No.

A lot of coffee? Yes.

It’s still trash, but some people like trash I guess.

Hmmmmm. What kind of socks do you wear?