cook it

bro, i know all that stuff is bad, but have you heard her laugh? we made a solid choice.

(i hope i don’t need the /s, but Poe’s Law says i probably do)

dang i want to try an eagle burger now

terrible headline. good news.

i know, it was a joke

3-5 bucks ain’t much

yep. also pretty gay

Windows eating meat user

you promise?

your dog’s claws need a trim

no not really

obviously the people that object to the word object to needing a word for “non-trans”, not that they have some particular objection to the word “cis” itself.

it’s important to understand your opponents’ point of view if you want to be able to destroy it effectively

just like Amazon no-checkout grocery store!

i went to high school in Texas in the 90s. One of the options for senior English was “the Bible as and in literature”, where they did what it says on the tin - studied the christian bible as a work of literature, and also ways the bible was used in literature.

it was an aggressively non-religious class that focused on the bible because of its cultural importance, and some of my friends that started out nominally christian stopped identifying as such after reading the bible for class (some of them for the first time ever).

That’s how you teach (just) the bible in school. Not whatever the hell they are doing now.

🎵 it’s the end of the web as we know it, and i feel fine 🎵

Nah, but dinosaurs were all chickens. One little asteroid and they all just died, like cowards.

I’d just keep doing my job instead

i watched it a few more times, and it does look like he wasn’t trying to field it, and the glove came off after he made contact. good eyes on that ump.

detached equipment rule?? his glove came off as he swatted at the ball

they say it’s better the second time