In tonight’s headlines, man with red front door paints it blue. Contents behind front door remain unchanged. More at 6.

All I can see is a LEGO interpretation of half of a dubiously designed promotional popcorn bucket 🤔

I think we’re gonna need a bit more neck on the guy on the right 🤔

Confused as to whether that is an instruction to this community or to Picard

Yeah, because it stinks

More like the Conservative government spent in the region of £700m on the scheme, and sent only 4 people there.

Reminds me of the first time I worked in a newsroom in the early 2000s. When the repeated slamming wasn’t enough, the whole phone would go flying across the office. I, unfortunately, had the desk by the wall, in the prime firing line. My reflexes became boss in those first 3 months.

Wholesome ♥️

The Mega Drive being one of the precursor inventions that led to the development of Transwarp drives

Reich calls out the Führer, there’s a headline that writes itself.

Can I interest you in my new investment venture? It’s essentially Kitty Ozempic. We’re predicting the market for it to grow by 8000% over 4 years because of all the fat leopards.

So brave! I’m sure his action will have a deep and wide ranging impact /s

But by the method you use in your first 2 examples, you start with the digit to the left of the barcode, reading digits 1, 2 and 3 of the 13-digit code. In your USA example, you start with the digit inside the barcode and read digits 2, 3 and 4 of the 13-digit code.

Following the same rule as your European examples would give 509, not 099, no?

Elon in Cybertruck at the crosswalk when the self-drive failed.

UK has American-supplied and maintained nukes so maybe not a great long-term prospect?

If something good is continuously almost happening, it’s ‘edging’

Waiting for an enterprising weapons manufacturer to release a new gun named the “Term Limit”

Colin Mochrie.

This is a game called Helping Hands. Colin, you’re going to be Donnie’s hands and in this scene Donnie is trying to change his own diaper in the middle of a the Oval Office during a press event with the Canadian Prime Minister.

What’s next? Femtofunctions

I see, we don’t have such things over here. Thanks for the explanation.