Phrase is free, may simply take, comrade

You could really be on to something there. It scans

Small point of order here; Harris ran a terrible campaign. Her campaign was, in fact, so bad that she did not win the election. Many people that voted for her did so entirely due to her being the person the Democrats put to oppose Trump as opposed to any enthusiasm for or belief in her. I would hazard a guess and say more than half of her voters were of those ilk.

I don’t think anyone that wasn’t actively part of planning the Dem campaign thinks it was done well. I have not met or spoken with such a person. Do you sincerely think she ran a good campaign? Why?

American Midwest, my small city, a dozen eggs are about $5.50 – $7

This movie was a cartoon and this scene was its crowning joke, I laughed so hard I’m surprised I didn’t get kicked outta the theater

Finally, you could sincerely call him a sweet man

Me 🤝 K.M.

It already is the plot of a novel, and it’s by Augustina Bazterrica, not that hack Steve

DARTH JAKUB

“it was so weird, they all knew you there”

Most tubular brah

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The guyliner really brings them out, and I think he thinks that’s good

but if they aren’t working for you, pay someone else

My realtor was never on time to a single showing. He never knew the answer to any question without taking time to look it up himself. He couldn’t remember my specifications and his reading comprehension was non-existent as I had to repeat myself many, many times to get any kind of point across.

If I hadn’t gotten my house when I did, I would have dropped him. If I were any other kind of business owner and one of my employees acted like that people would think I was a fucking moron for keeping them on.

Your realtor is your employee. Don’t be afraid to fire them for shitty performance.

Amen, my phone doesn’t do a thing to draw my attention unless someone is actively calling me or I have willed it do so for an extremely limited amount of time.

It feels so natural to toss my phone aside and not touch it again for a couple hours, it seems weird to me there are people that, like, cannot do that without anxiety

I’m so glad someone added a single dot over the word “fuck” so I couldn’t read it and get offended, whew

“It’s a tragic day, four days into the school year,” Gahler said at a news conference.

Fucking grim

It’s not like staffers from the same campaign working directly under the head guy at the moment assaulted a female army officer or anything, don’t be ridiculous

Yeah, right? I have a diagnoses both mental and physical that qualify me as “disabled,” but I haven’t seen a box I get to tick anywhere yet that says “super disabled”